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Mix of jizz and piss
Dude, i fucked a chick then i pissed but i kwanched all over the toilet!!
kwanch by Gheyman August 3, 2010
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Noun. The word is used to define a person whose actions appear erratic and seemingly random, and show complete disregard to prior arrangements, commitments or social norms. A kwach's behaviour befuddles everyone he comes across. The only predictable thing about a kwach, is that he will act like a kwach.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to that big concert tonight?
Kwach: No
Guy 1: But you asked me to book you a ticket, and you offered me a lift.
Kwach: Ag sorry, I've have to bath my dog, and then I'm going to ride my bike.
kwach by Arry Redknapp October 14, 2013

Wesley the kancho demon

a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly
sleep tight keep em tight and dont let wesley the kancho demon get a bite

Kwanchanumas 

An alternative to the politically correct season greeting of "Happy Holidays" A blending of Kwanzaa, Chanukah and Christmas into an absurdity.
Merry Kwanchanumas! I hope you enjoy whatever holiday it is you celebrate.
Kwanchanumas by Michael Cantkier December 8, 2005
a fun japanese physical game, using two hands flat together, pointing them at a vulnerable others bumhole before shoving them up into their ringer.
Holy crap! Rowley just did the best kanchow on me! I think I may have a to get my bowel reconstructed.
Kanchow by bojays March 18, 2018
An amazing family member who can strike past anything in its way. The best sister and daughter anyone could ask for.
Dad: Can you go buy medicine for me please?
Kanchan: Sure, love you dad!!
kanchan by Pokemon123s November 20, 2016