Ken doll 

When bruhsend you da dick pic but you can't see much and you forward it to all your friends #siphoes

Giiiiiirl, he ain't packin. He a Ken doll.

Ken doll by British Gal 1973 January 29, 2021

Ken Doll 

1) A meek or mild mannered man; a wuss, acting like you have no balls; no guts; no spine.
2) A poorly hung male remenicent of a Ken doll.
3) A male, overly attactive or primped, superficial, possibly straight, gay, bi or metrosexual. Also remenicent of a Ken Doll.

1) Clay is such a wuss that he never takes any risks or stands up for himself. What a Ken Doll.
Howard Stern admits he's hung like a Ken Doll
3) David Hasslehoff is an over the hill Ken Doll.

Ken Doll by Tenacious Faulker February 6, 2009

Ken Doll 

The way that a nude painting is painted in that the subject has no genitalia.
Refers to the fact that the Ken doll is not anatomically correct.

You can paint a nude portrait of me, as long as you don't give me the Ken Doll.

Ken Doll by jonterry4 December 14, 2008

Ken Doll 

Overly orange tool that works at the gym. Uses an entire bottle of gel in his hair each morning and has no sense of humor. He makes triple digits and the gym is his life. He pretty much runs the joint... he just has to double check with his manager before he makes any major decisions.

Ken doll your fake tan is blinding me.

Ken Doll by fxy February 4, 2010

Ken doll 

A very handsome male, who is very straight and hot/fit/gorgeous, very loyal to his gf/partner, lives having fun and will do anything for someone who would do the same. He won't hurt a fly untill it hurts him.

Libby: How was your date last night.

Izzabel: So good he was such a ken doll

Ken doll by Samantha greying November 5, 2018

Ken Doll 

An extremely handsome man, who upon closer inspection is determined to be superficial, and shallow or "plastic" as well as having significantly smaller than normal or virtually nonexistent (male)genitalia.

Alice: Hey, how was the date with the Cop?

Jenny: Awful. Total Ken Doll. Don't waste the pretty, baby.

Ken Doll by BrnEyes July 18, 2008

Ken Doll 

When a guy pulls his scrotum up and over his penis hiding everything in his sack. The result.. looking like a true to life Ken Doll.

Ricky came out of the bathroom and had put his sack over his penis, I screamed and he said "Hey, Barbie Girl, I am your Ken Doll"

Ken Doll by Cainon Stone August 6, 2014