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Keenhole 

(v.) To copulate with a person by way of a large gauge in his or her earlobe. Mostly performed by homosexuals with body modifications, this hobby is also enjoyed by heterosexual couples.

(n.) The act or fetish of penetrating a person's earlobe piercing hole with one's penis.
By you asking how I could be attracted to someone with large ear gauges, I can tell that you're a man that has never keenholed someone.
Keenhole by deathofsanity August 7, 2010
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dirty keenhole 

(v.) To pass feces through a large gauge in his or her earlobe.
(n.) The act or fetish of passing feces through a person's earlobe piercing hole.
I saw that you had a large gauge ear piercing, as you know, I am into scat, I was wondering if you would be willing to try a dirty keenhole?"
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this term can be used interchangeably with cornhole. aka butthole, asshole, rosebud, anus, arse, etc.
I have a dingleberry stuck to my kernhole!
Kernhole by Stink&Stump February 17, 2009
Sometimes used to describe a gaping hole in a vessel.

More recently used in slang to describe the sphincter of people named Ken.
My goodness that iceberg punctured a huge Kenhole in the bow.

Slang-- I agree, that guy probably has an enormous and dirty kenhole.
kenhole by L Cohen March 16, 2021
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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