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Katken - verb; to Kathleen-Kennedy a beloved franchise: replacing storytelling with ideological signaling until fans vanish, profits collapse, and the IP becomes a cautionary tale.
“They didn’t reboot Snow White — they katkened it by rewriting the fairy tale into a manifesto, and now the box office looks like a graveyard."
Katken by Valicci January 26, 2026

Katzenmagulle 

The Katzenmagulle is a mythical beast from swabian folktale. It is said to be a bear-sized cat with bat-wings. Also - while differing - legends claim it to have a self-concious snake as a tail.
Bro I don‘t wan‘t to go home in the dark! The Katzenmagulle might get me!
Katzenmagulle by Senfohr December 5, 2021

Kackensplatter 

Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”

Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
Kackensplatter by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007

kattenskruid 

A Kattenskruid is a person who wants to bite your hand 😨
"I want to bite your hand"
"OMG you're such a kattenskruid
kattenskruid by Waff505 December 4, 2022
silken, soft, pleasant to touch, caressable.
this skin is so katenka.
katenka by Jorge R September 21, 2006
A person whom instantly shuts down any party or the attempt thereof. A true Katten may also strictly oppose, prevent, or shut down any other fun activity.
Bjarne: Are you up for a party tonight?
Espen Reidar: Sure, as long as Katten doesn't show up and ruin the party.

Bjarne: This party is the greatest.
Espen Reidar: Wtf, Katten just arrived and killed our party.
Katten by Notakatten August 31, 2016