Junked

a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.

Man, I'm completely junked today. I can hardly see straight.

Junked by Joe2009 October 13, 2009

Junked

When you press or rub your bulge on any part of someone with or without their consent.

Dang, Jeff just totally junked that girl by the bar.

Girl you best move your chair and let me pass unless you want your back junked.

Junked by the boogie man lives! December 12, 2010

Junked

Partially or completely wrecked.

Dude, Jess totally junked her car last weekend!

Junked by ezzie April 30, 2007

Junked

An expression for being hit in the balls Hard!

DAMN! That kid got junked

Junked by Mike October 26, 2004

Junked

When Urban Dictionary editors reject your definition despite there being thousands of way worse definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Hey man, I went to put some awesome definitions on Urban dictionary and I got junked.

Junked by Durr??? July 28, 2014

junked

secretly leaving a picture of ones balls and/or scrotum on someones digital camera for them to find later.

I totally junked Simon last night!

junked by DrunkenMonkey420 October 5, 2006

Junked

TO 'Junk' a mate is to set him up with an ugly chick. SO when telling your friends you would say 'I Junked barry so hard today!'

Man i junked Barry so hard today, i swear that chick had more acne craters then Jupiter!

Junked by Hammy_string June 24, 2009