Julian Ruiz

This triflin' colombian mothafucka with expired green card livin' in mama's basement. He's white as fuck but calls all his beaner friends "ma g" "ma nigga" and is fucking obsessed with Taco Bell, his fat fuckin ass Will fuck anything he sees and likes to internet hoe it up with fat black hoodrat bitches.

Him: "wat up ma g wats good u lookin to get it in ma nigga"
You: "Shut the fuck up poser ass Julian Ruiz"

Julian Ruiz by Mista Bunny September 24, 2011

Julian ruiz

A man with the tiniest unsurcumsized penis with built up a Smegma always wears a red sweatshirt and has googley eyes and loves lebron

Julian: sorry it was hard to fuck with my small smegma filled cock

Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway

Julian Ruiz: a small dick man

Julian ruiz by SwankyDick February 1, 2017

Get merch

Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

Get merch

Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

Get merch

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

Get merch

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

Get merch

honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Get merch