Jimmyed 

Used for a variety of messed up situations

She got jimmyed today y'all.

Jimmyed by Blue82 July 5, 2017

jimmydick 

To preclude a person or organization from an opportunity (i.e. - an event, deal, or situation) with a negative context.

In other words, the first party screws the second party out of a particular opportunity.

Upon arriving late to a dinner event, when dinner has already taken place.: "Well, it looks like I got jimmydicked out of dinner."

In a business context: "Why is Steve jimmydicking us on this deal?"

jimmydick by FrankZappaSA September 2, 2011

Jimmed 

To be sodomized, to engage in anal sex as the bottom or receiver. Can be used as derogatory remark or to describe an actual event.

1)Man, our ball team got totally Jimmed!

2)Josh is walking funny because he got Jimmed last night!

Jimmed by Ske Ter August 11, 2008

jimmydizzler 

something you cant think the name of, or used because you have a slight brain malfunction and cant think of the word that is needed.

could you pass me the jimmydizzler

jimmydizzler by chocolate fire guard May 2, 2009

Jimmyied 

*To be “Jimmyied” is to be invited to a function where you are led to believe that you and your friend will be the only individuals in attendance, but once you arrive, you learn that your friend has invited numerous other individuals with whom he has previously or currently shared employment.

“Ah, man, I totally got Jimmyied when "Jon" invited me to a go get some drinks on Friday, and when I got there, he had like 6 other people sitting at the table all of which were his lame "bros" from his work, I thought it was just us having drinks I didn't realize he invited his whole office too. I got "Jimmyied"

Jimmyied by Someone that had been Jimmyied September 28, 2011

Jimmied 

The sexual act of ejaculating on someone's face and immediately throwing a fistful of confectioners sprinkles (jimmies) in their face causing them to stick to the ejaculate.

You know that slut Karen? I definitely jimmied her last night and she proceeded to eat every last sprinkle stuck to her face!

Jimmied by SteveBorough July 23, 2010

jimmied up

To Mess something up causing damage of varying degree. One can jimmie up nearly anything from a household object to a body part. Often things that become jimmied up are related to negligence or inattention to the task at hand, however responsible adults can also jimmy something up by mistake or overuse.

I jimmied up you transmission Rob. I don't know what happened.

jimmied up by Jpizzel September 11, 2013