sudden jihad syndrome (SJS)

A feeling of sympathy for al Qaeda that inspires local terrorists to carry out attacks on the U.S., even though there was no previous affiliation between the groups.

When the local terrorist group saw al Qaeda getting pounded on TV, they were overcome with an attack of sudden jihad syndrome (SJS), and decided to strike the nearest soft target.

sudden jihad syndrome (SJS) by Joe Rodolico January 8, 2009

Sudden Jihad Syndrome 

The tendency among supposedly Westernized Muslims living in the United States to unexpectedly lash out violently in an act of self-initiated (and usually small scale) Islamic terrorism.

Also abbreviated to “SJS” or “S.J.S.” Examples include Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar who drove his SUV into a crowd at the University of North Carolina in 2006, Naveed Alzal Haq who shot people at a Jewish Federation Center in Seattle also in 2006, Hesham Mohammed Hadayet who murdered people at the El Al terminal in the Los Angeles Airport in 2002 — among many others.

In all of these instances, the perpetrators had no known direct connection to any established group, and because of this the authorities inevitably refrain from describing their actions as “terrorism” — hence the sarcastic term “Sudden Jihad Syndrome.”

CAIR spokesman: "Jihad means one's own INNER struggle. You are purposely misrepresenting the teachings of Islam!"

Anyone with eyes to see: "Well, when someone breaks out with a case of Sudden Jihad Syndrome, it looks more like an OUTER conflict against random third parties." (ROPMA)

Sudden Jihad Syndrome by (I am) John Doe March 18, 2008

Jihad Static

Laccin son Static. He’s a cuck and a Dork. Also gets rejected by Laccin’s Wife Lexi Daily.

Jihad Static got cucked.

Jihad Static by 83Wayz December 28, 2024

Space Jihad

To use an RPG and a jet pack at the same time

that's it I'm going space jihad your dumbass

Space Jihad by Stauder241 May 4, 2008

shopping jihad 

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.

"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"

shopping jihad by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010

stomach jihad 

stomach ache, about to crap your pants

I just at some spicy chili and now I am having a stomach jihad. Where is the toilet I am about to have a stomach jihad.

stomach jihad by SPC Kevin A March 9, 2007

sexual jihad 

It's like a terrorist attack on your pussy

Mel: How was he last might
Steph: Dude it was like a sexual jihad! I'm still recovering

sexual jihad by jrfett November 9, 2014