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A common name for the French figure skater Brian Joubert
Did you see Jewbear at the Olympics?

Yeah, he skated badly but OMG DAT ASS
Jewbear by derangedsoviet March 16, 2010
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The nickname of your favorite fluffy Jew.
Usually has long hair and likes to give hugs.
Usually a guy.
Jake: "Joshua is Jewish and likes hugs."

Mike: "Yeah, he's our Jewbear!"
Jewbear by Nazigirl667 February 8, 2012
1) A Jewish wookie. Normally can be seen
wearing a yamaka, and playing with a
dreidel or a Hon solo. Relative of
Chewbaka, who is actually Hindu.
Stars in the movie "Star Wars Episode
3: Revenge of the Sith". Does not eat
pork.

2) A stupid half-Jew-half-Japanese. In
the Japanese language, baka means
stupid.
1) Let the jewbaka win.
or
Shabbat Shalom jewbaka.

2) You no good jewbaka.
or
You're probably the only jewbaka in
this whole world. I mean Jewish and
Japanese? Now that's rare.
jewbaka by michael schacher April 20, 2005

jewbeast 

n. a gigantic mammoth sasquach of a jew.
v. when a larger than average jewish male displays feats of strength

-coined by Josh Deitch
Yo goldstein's is like 6'4, total jewbeast.

Saul jewbeasted the shit outta the pitch.
jewbeast by Dudepiece October 22, 2009
A man who is part Jewish and part bear. With curly hair, a big nose, and bear like strength, a jewbear can be a dangerous person to be around.
Paul is such a jewbear, he ripped two guys in half while fighing in 'Nam with Jesus.
jewbear by vpunisher428 October 25, 2007

jewbeater 

used to inflict significant damage upon others. usually ghetto or shittily made from random things
blunt double sided hatchet, baseball bat with nails through tip, brick in a sock, just a jewbeater
jewbeater by ~$nicka$~ August 7, 2008