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Jesseness 

n.- feelings, generally happy and/or romantic, associated with the hot fictional character Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, who has hair the color of a raven's wing, eyes as deep as the ocean, and- uh, nevermind.
Feel the Jesseness.
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".
Jesseness by The JFCers April 21, 2005

Uncle-Jesseness 

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

Jesusness 

To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.

Akin to Jesus.

Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.
Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.

They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.

Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.

Pirating is Jesusness.

Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!

That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.

Miscellaneous:

Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!

Jim: It's Jesusness.

Bob: It's the same thing.

Jim: True dat.

Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.

Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.
Jesusness by Allen75 July 10, 2010

jessiewessiebooboopie

jessie wessie boo boo pie is a very nice person and one of my best friends. they like to make very nice and quirky edits of zoey laverne and their @ is adorespemb and they like to #SLAALLDAY #MYSLA4LYFER
wianna: jessiewessiebooboopie is my best friend

2wiceverne: NO THEIR MINE RAWR RAWR 😡😡
jessiewessiebooboopie by aeqween December 31, 2021

jesuness 

The business of spreading the Gospel and saving souls (for a profit, of course.) Business practice made popular by such personalities as Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson, Oral Roberts and other charismatic con-men with shiny suits and big hair.
Gay scandals and natural disasters are good for jesuness.
jesuness by PilotMikeTX October 14, 2006

Jesusness 

A word that can be used to retort phrases like "Coolness and sweetness"
Liz: What are you doing?
Dana: 3-d modeling
Liz: Sweetness
Dana: Nah its jesusness
Jesusness by Dana Kanto April 14, 2008