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Jewnited States of America 

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
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Jennitis 

A heart infection with side effects of deep love and emotions for a girl named Jenny.

Symptoms may include: catching yourself thinking about Jenny, butterflies, daydreaming about Jenny, Feeling a rush of happiness when Jenny is in your presence.
Dude 1: Look at that guy.. he's totally checking Jenny out.
Dude 2: Yeah.. i've heard he was diagnosed with a serious case of Jennitis. You cant blame him it's very contagious
Jennitis by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 May 25, 2014
She is truly extraordinary and one of the prettiest girls you will ever meet.
She is really special since she’s different from other girls - she’s smart, funny, kind, beautiful and thoughtful.
She gets along with most people but is she gets into an argument with someone she will defend her position with passion and win the argument.
She ‘s shy and reserved but when you spend enough time with her she opens up to be a funny, loyal , generous, supportive and all round great friend!
She is a little cheeky- sexy and very sensual and will remain faithful to whoever she gives her heart.

She is a once in a lifetime find and when you do don’t ever let her go!! 💗
Jennita is a beautiful woman.
Jennita by Smexygirl101 January 11, 2022

jenitals 

one of many nick names for the one and only legend jenital spankovic one of a kind, one of sort
if you see a long long boy with black hair who looks spasticated say ‘omg it’s my jenitals!’
jenitals by looutofafishtank December 13, 2021
Jenith, a perfect girl. a girl so good looking,funny. the whole package someone whos attractive and keeps you happy through their sense of humor and fun loving personality

Consider yourself lucky if you find someone like this :)
Guy 1: Damn that girls a total jenith
Guy 2: She really is your right
Jenith by YaBoyZen May 9, 2021

Jewnitarian

My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.
Jewnitarian by lynx wings April 24, 2005