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the consumption of any beverage at lightning speed
I totally just jeffed that.
jeffed by pee pee sock August 27, 2007
Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.
Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.
Jeffed by stilllovehim April 17, 2009
To receive a number of sucker punches, punches to the head, head butted, etc.
Also could be defined as being beat or hit with a weapon such as a night stick or anything blunt.
"Damn, he just got jeffed."
"He must've gotten jeffed."
Jeffed by Who_Cares_Honestly March 3, 2015
An extreme level of drunkenness characterized by an inability to stand upright, often resembling a T-Rex. One version of the drunkenness scale is as follows: buzzed, drunk, wasted, f'd up, blackout, Jeffed.
After drinking 37 beers, he became Jeffed and seemed to undergo reverse evolution and become a T-Rex.
Jeffed by ver Boyer August 7, 2008
To destroy one at a game. To beat an opponent so bad, he or she will not attempt to challenge you again. Same meaning as Powned.
You just got jeffed.
Jeffed by GSPOTJEFF February 6, 2010
When a joint or blunt goes out in mid rotation because someone takes to damn long to hit it.
Jeff : "So whats good for later"
Goons : "You Jeffed the blunt, shut up"
Jeffed by HeyGoonz May 1, 2011