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Boughlan Jakan 

An ancient Turkish word dating back to 1000000000000000000 B.C and discovered by the twisted ass of the greatest self-proclaimed four eyed pseudo scientist of all times (A-meyti the asshat) and his excavation team in Qazvin a.k.a city of Kaspians.
He is one of the Z-class celebrities of BBC Persian that nobody gives a shit about.
Booghlan jakan is a compound noun made up of 2 parts:
1)Booghlan (Boughlan/Buglan)
Legend has it that boughlan was a thug or as locals call it "Lut" in the village of "Jupun" near Tehran which in turn was changed to japan by the communists and chauvinists.
2)Jakan
That's an euphemism for the word "Jakoon" which literally means "the place of a$$"

This word was frequently used by ana (nane) Tomeres and ata (daddy) Oghuz Khan to knight the great warriors of ancient Turkish Sumerians and Vikings.
After their death they were buried in a mountain with the same name near the castle of Alamut as a mark of honor to their bravery.
Locals believe that anna Tomeres and ata Oghuz Khan are still alive and the mournful howls of the wolves are from the dead booghlan jakans honoring the the lost soul of the reigning and defending Oghuz Khan the great.
The Ninjas and the samurai are the descendants of Booghlan Jakans.
once a Boughlan Jakan,always a boughlan Jakan
Boughlan Jakan by Ameyti August 29, 2018
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Jakat jakata Jakates jakatlyn Jakattack Jakai Jaka Jakari jakarta jaat

jakabbara 

a creeping, gay labense loser.
that jakabbara was staring at you again...
jakabbara by kabbarahater544 February 23, 2013
Jats/Jaats are a 33 million strong ethnic group of people native to South Asia mainly in the Punjab,Haryana regions of India, considered as the merged descendants of Indo-Aryans, Indo-Scythian tribes of the region.
He is a Jaat.

Ram is a Jat.
JAAT by European lion August 26, 2018

Jackatorium 

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.
For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?
Jackatorium by Shwagg March 18, 2007

JaKahrí 

The most handsome, caring, and loving boy you will ever meet . When your with him it’s like your untouchable. He’s a gentleman, muscular ,and comes from good stock
JaKahrí Loyal dude and nice to people.
JaKahrí by Yaria April 23, 2019

jackatero 

person A: HEYYYY JACKATERO
person B: JACKATEROOOOOOO
jackatero by penistears July 25, 2021