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Jack Hoffa 

Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.
PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!

BOBBY: No way!

PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!

BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?

PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.
Jack Hoffa by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006
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jack hoff 

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.
Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.
jack hoff by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008

jack hoff 

1. He is a rabbi at our school
2. To masturbate
Rabbi Jack Hoff is a great guy

I jacked off the other day
jack hoff by djfkslafj November 9, 2008

Jack Hoffman 

Jack Hoffman
Jack Hoff
JackHoff
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Jackoff
Jack off
Thinking of pulling a quick Jack Hoffman while I have the room to myself.
Jack Hoffman by FoxSinOfGreed March 7, 2025

jackoffability 

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable
Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%
jackoffability by mokey22 June 1, 2010

jackoffasaur 

1. Thought to have been extinct, these annoying creatures with big lips and bald heads can pop out babies faster than an Atari 2600 rapid fire controller extention!

2. BoooooWHOOP!
Look out it's coming right for us!
jackoffasaur by Gimble March 2, 2004

Jackoffaddickt 

Dude I stay home and jack off 10 times a day! I'm such a Jackoffaddickt.
Jackoffaddickt by Mr.Clown June 22, 2009