jack hoff

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.

Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.

by Mr. Pedophile March 14, 2007

jack hoff

1. He is a rabbi at our school
2. To masturbate

Rabbi Jack Hoff is a great guy

I jacked off the other day

by djfkslafj November 9, 2006