Humpity 

A person or animal who humps compulsively for a period of time.

The dog was so excited he got all humpity on me.

Humpity by CateStar November 22, 2018

humpity-hump 

Used to define an unknown quantity.

John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.

humpity-hump by bumbleclot June 5, 2009

humpity dumpity

the act of humping someone rapidly with one leg cocked. Of course, it is only called the humpity dumpity if both parties are completely clothed and works best on the first person to pass out aka J Cross!!!

"J Cross you want a little humpity dumpity??'

humpity dumpity by crimebosscross October 19, 2008

Humpty's Revenge 

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show

"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."

Humpty's Revenge by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

Humpty Dance 

Its when you limp to the side like your leg was broken shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'. No two people will do it the same. You got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump.

Yo step off, I'm doin my hump.

Humpty Dance by ManicHispanic October 5, 2004

humpty dump 

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.

"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."

humpty dump by Twathenge April 10, 2006

Humpty Trumpty

A cautionary yet optimistic nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.

Humpty Trumpty by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019