Hummo or Khumo is a south african name, it means wealth and riches. It is aswell used for all genders (male, female, non-binary, etc). These people are usually athletic and sometimes get overcarried by their passions to the point where they seem mad or even not amusing to be around. They are not egocentric and usually the life of the party, class comedian and/or the menace to society. Often finding trouble to fix relations at home but quite the contrary when it comes to friends and love, they are either loyal as a dog will turn on you like a snake these people are often seducive/manipulative and always find their way to the top or solutions by any means even if that means cheating or lying. All in all a bright and innovative person on the outside and dark/shady on the inside.
someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.
"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"
"Oh dear he's choking"
"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.
Related to: ummer
While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.