Hubitch 

N. An older female teacher. This person is usually opinionated, radical, and is a total bitch. It is impossible to get her to shut her fucking mouth and is an unreasonable grader, takes off points for disagreeing with her own opinions, and refuses to explain anything, forcing students to figure out everything on their own.

N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.

V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.

V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.

adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition

"My english teacher wrote a giant 'no' on my research paper! WTF!?! She gave me a fucking fifty! What a fucking hubitch!!!"

"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-

Hubitch by Cmitch4 January 17, 2008

Hubitch 

N. An older female teacher. This person is usually opinionated, radical, and is a total bitch. It is impossible to get her to shut her fucking mouth and is an unreasonable grader, takes off points for disagreeing with her own opinions, and refuses to explain anything, forcing students to figure out everything on their own.

N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.

V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.

V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.

adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition

"Mrs. Hubis wrote a giant 'no' on my research paper! WTF!?! She gave me a fucking fifty! What a fucking hubitch!!!"

"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-

Hubitch by Cmitch4 January 9, 2009

hobitch 

A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.

Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.

hobitch by ajppds March 10, 2008

hobitchslut 

1) A term of honor and respect for a good friend. Often mistaken for a term of deragotary language, this is quite wrong as they do not know that it is some sort of "secret" between friends.

2) A greeting of casuality. Often used between good friends. This meaning is more widely known.

It is comprised of 3 words: ho, bitch, and slut.

Person 1:omg u r a hobitchslut
Person 2:oh why thank you!

Person 1:Hi hobitchslut!
Person 2:Sup!

hobitchslut by Daniel Lam May 20, 2008

hebitchman

hebitchman is a female bitch who looks more like a man. She is very consistent in being a fake person. She has a very manly figure. She is also bi-polar. Hebitchman orginated in Orlando, Fl and is slowly but surely eating all the food that exists.

Damn your home girl is def a hebitchman.

hebitchman by Hensalot February 9, 2009

Habitchuated 

To become accustomed to a Bitch or a Bitchy situation.

Used to be I couldn't stand her, but I guess I'm becoming habitchuated.

Habitchuated by RogerZero March 9, 2010

Maury HoBitch 

A portmanteau of Maury Povich with the words Ho and Bitch. A woman with a litter of illegitimate children from different men,(usually fat and black,but also trashy white,a few hispanic, but NEVER asian), that has no idea in the world who her baby's fathers may be because she has been inseminated more times than her memory allows her to remember. An utterly insatiable nymphomanic. She is usually dirt poor and uneducated and is know in her hometown as the neighborhood slut, whore, hood-rat, hoochie, ho, etc.. She always claims to be 100% positive that a certain man is her babies father just so she can get more welfare money and child support,but she knows in her mind that there is a 1 in 10 chance at best.
From the Maury Povich Show.

Jamal: "Yo Dee! Hook me up with your cousin Shawneeq. Babe girl be lookin good!"

Dee: "You sure about that! She gots like 10 kids from different dads, and I think she's pregnant."

Jamal: "I didn't know she was such a Maury HoBitch! But still lemme get her number. She can't get pregnant twice!

Maury HoBitch by alstin January 6, 2010