Honkling

"What's a dog?"

"How do you not know you silly little honkling?"

Honkling by Rat M4n November 16, 2020

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honking out a dirt snake

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.

I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!

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To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.

TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!

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The act of grabbing tits and saying either "Honk" or similarly making a honking noise.

I totally boobie honked my girlfriend and she was pissed.

My interests include boobie honking, marijuana, and large quantities of alcohol.

Boobie Honking by Bumber2 February 28, 2011

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When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

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A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

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Applying a bike horn to someones genitals and honking with such intensity that they vomit up their intestines

I am going to give Dan a Michigan honking

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