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Homochondriac 

A person (generally male) who is so worried about being construed as gay they go out of their way to prove they're not. Thinks every time that they look at a guy they're going to suddenly start having feelings or attraction towards the same sex. 99% of the time the person in question is straight but just a little confused.
Eric is such a homochondriac that he won't even make eye contact with most guys anymore
Homochondriac by njv1451 December 18, 2010
Related Words
Homch Hoch hocho homohawk hoaching homecheese hamchich hoach homaha homocheese

Tyler Hoechlin 

~it's pronounced Heck-lin~
An insanly underrated, nice, funny and talented man. Everyones dream is to have someone like him in their lives (even though no one could out-do this sex god of a man *cough* *cough*)
"i just met this absolute perfect guy!"

"that's tyler hoechlin!"

hoechlining

To make a ridiculous frat boy face, and flash a peace sign in pictures. The deadly combo is sometimes joined with an awkward "hand-in-the-pocket" or a smug grin.

Made popular by actor Tyler Hoechlin.
Bro 1: "Dude, you can't keep Hoechlining in all these pictures, it's getting ridiculous."

Bro 2: "Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?"

Bro 1: "I'm gonna take away your pizza rights."

Bro 2: "YOU WOULDN'T DARE."
hoechlining by tposetpose September 24, 2013
1. Fantastic

2. Awesome
3. Synonym for big macs
4. Lovely.
Me: Wow that was delicious.
Him: Yeah it was very Hemcher.
Hemcher by Tiffaniffani1722 February 6, 2010

Hoachin' Bitches

A collection of vile disgraceful young ladies who desire a good filling from hot young spunky men.
"Right lads, lets go out on the town to find some hoachin' bitches"

"It's hoachers night tonight lads!"
Hoachin' Bitches by The Hoachers January 2, 2010

Homohammad 

An arab male who exhibits behavior that tends to be homosexual. Examples are the Ayatollahs deep french kissing young boys or Saudi Princes holding hands with President Bush. Pretty much all other arab males as well, just that they haven't been caught yet.

Also, any arab or indian who hits you up in a chat-room even though he knows you're a guy.
"Dude, check out that guy wearing a dress!"
"Fuck that homohammad. Keep him away from the pre-school."
"He looks like a queer."
"They all are, dude, they all are."

Also

"Fuck you, you homohammad! I'm a guy! Go back to Spain!"
Homohammad by G dee-cee-co December 16, 2007