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Hipstark 

A person who is usually quite a smarty kid, good looking, and has one hell of a voice. Most people like him because he's very helpful when it comes to drama, handsome as hell, and has some soft, curly hair. Only downside is that he is very salty.
Guy 1: You know that Hipstark guy?
Guy 2: Yea, isn't he such an amazing man?
Guy 1: Hell yea he is, I just hate how he's always yelling curses whenever he bumps something or someone
Hipstark by Vozhd October 22, 2017
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Hipstake 

An expression of condemnation or exasperation uttered by someone (typically a non-hipster) after a hipster has done or said something ill-advised.
"Did you hear that Humphrey got Tulip preggers after he accidentally put on one of the rubber balloons left over from his balloon portrait of Bjork embracing Madonna, instead of a condom?"

"Hipstake!"
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hipstarclub 

A scam website. It happens when you are browsing the Urban Dictionary on an iPhone. It says that you win a free Amazon gift card. Try to undo, you get another one which is just a spinner that looks like you get a free iPhone X, but you didn’t. Undo that, you get to some fake dating site. Undo that, you find more fake dating sites.
Boo! I hate hipstarclub! Shit on the owners!
hipstarclub by WonderedLamb256 August 9, 2018

hipstard 

hipster + retard = hipstard

*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation
holy shit, are you fucking cereal? i just had to pay that goddamn hipstard $15 for breaking his glasses...yea, the ones WITH NO ACTUAL GLASSES. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY TO BUY JUST FRAMES AND WEAR THEM AROUND?
hipstard by thupercereal September 9, 2010

Hipstars 

Mean Girls has a group consisting of “the greatest people you will ever meet,” right? Well, the Hipstars are the real version of that group. They are definitely the greatest people you will ever meet, and they definitely are the “coolest cats” of the world. They are those “in the know” and ahead of the normz.

That said, they are one of the most occupied groups and they would have the best times of their lives as long as they’re together. They have sleepover parties playing Pokemon and eating cake with chopsticks. Being in their group is like being in the best VIP club in the world. If you’re not part of them, then you’re not cool. They're the best anyone can ever have or be a part of.
The Hipstars are so funny
Hipstars by ilovesunnyd August 7, 2011
King or Queen of the Hipsters. A popular or famous person within the hipster subculture. The epitome of a hipster.
Alice Glass from 'Cystal Castles' is such a Hipstar!
Hipstar by SapphireRoses December 29, 2008

Hipstars 

It's a group of kids consisting of 11 members.
Ricky, Rigel, Allison, Vince, Hermie, Marla, James, Anthony, Cathy, Kapila, and Jan.
They all have a love for Pokemon and act as if they were in love with one another. They are tighter than family and they stick together everyday. There are no problems within the group but they have a few outside. Naturally, with perfection comes haters. This particular group is special because of its lack of drama. There is absolutely none. If a problem arises it is quickly solved or expelled.

There are two rules to Hipstars:
-No leaving.
-No new members.
With these rules they ensure that everyone gets along with one another and no one strays away from the family.
The Hipstars are so funny.
Hipstars by DJRickyy May 18, 2011