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hildebrand 

A badass last-name that is usually put with a tall family
Devon Hildebrand is the coolest and tallest kid in middle school
hildebrand by Dbrays13 November 11, 2013

Hildebrand 

Typically, has answers to most questions, especially regarding Japanese Anime Culture. He may also be known for other names. Mysteriously, he has been known as. The noturious B.E.N, and even "DK". Very few sightings have been reported since the late 1800's. Rumors and critics say he may have left to another island because the last Jedi he trained turned into a total noob. Though, these are just rumors.
Hildebrand, I AM your father.
Hildebrand by pseudocrammer June 26, 2018

hillebrand 

usally a gay boy with the first name os jack.
woah did you see that hillebrand?
hillebrand by claiireeeee sintzs October 23, 2008

Hildebrand Syndrome 

An anxiety disorder, defined by a persistent and excessive fear of performing a task where the access to a bathroom is limited or impossible due to the ever-present possibility of having abrupt/unexpected diarrhea.
I can't go on the Pirate of the Caribbean ride because there is no access to a bathroom for 15 minutes. What do I do if develop diarrhea? I have Hildebrand Syndrome.

What do I do if diarrhea strikes on a hot air balloon or helicopter tour? What about when flying, during take off when I cannot access the bathroom?
Hildebrand Syndrome by DrSreud January 3, 2024

Hillabrandt 

The last name of the most awesome kids EVER!!!!!
MOM, I wish I could be like the Hillabrandt families kids, i wanna be just like them when I grow up!!!
Hillabrandt by jmhill May 29, 2010