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Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.
Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.
Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012
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Van Harted 

When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"
Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!
Van Harted by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016
A Fandom that is dedicated to hating a work, idea, community or author, instead of loving it.

Of course, to have some form of credibility, it's best to have actually read/watched/played/listened/joined/followed to some of the hated work, but some people usually hate without having any knowledge or something parroted to them by another hater.
If you hate the fandom of a loved work, you part of a Hatedom.
If you hate the fans of a fandom, that makes you a Fan Hater.

A Fan Hater does not have to be part of a Hatedom.
Anti-Fans of a work are likely to view its fandom as a Fan Dumb.
Fans of a work are likely to view its Hatedom as a Hate Dumb.
hatedom by TanorFaux September 25, 2013

Post-Haste Post 

The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.
Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!
Post-Haste Post by Jetta101 February 28, 2014

Make haste 

A phrase you use to tell someone to hurry up.
Person A: "Oh no, they're gaining on us!"
Person B: "Well, don't just stand there! Make haste!"
Make haste by Make Haste December 9, 2008

Raven Hosted

To be banned from a group chat on stickam
"yo dude, u just got raven hosted!"
"Toally just raven hosted that n00b"
Raven Hosted by fukfacemcgee October 21, 2012