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A good looking, guy with brown eyes, black hair, a great personality, is determined and intelligent . He has great jokes in his pocket making people smile, laugh even in their hard times. He is a great life partner and he loves his partner more than anything.
Person 1 : "Who's that cute guy ?"
Person 2 : You dont know who that is, its Haren.
Person 1: Damn!
Haren by yxngblud69 May 9, 2021
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A haren is a Hot Karen usually someone who has short hair and big boobs. Haren typically Is so hot she could wear her hair short and messy.
There was a total Haren yelling at the customer service desk today.
Haren by Chiefmeltz September 2, 2020
A male karen, we all know what a karen is. but a Haren is a annoying middle age man close to a karen that will ask for the manager, loves his truck, and is a annoying piece of garbage
Haren: YOU DONT HAVE (some item) IN STOCK? LET ME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!

Employee:Sir this is a wendys
Haren by Flunk my cunt July 27, 2020
Noun; a person, culture or state of being. Exceedingly backwards and (white) trashy and exhibiting the classic traits associated with white trash, like an abrasive, often violent personality (given to loudly starting conflicts and picking physical fights in public), extreme political leanings (not just conservative but 1860s conservative, flag and all), a rough, hickish accent (think Mare of Eastown), unwashed hair with very dated style, bad teeth (and poor hygiene in general), and terrible choice of clothing (e.g. Shell gas station or PBR t-shirts, or "edgy" shirts that you have to read like "Come and take It" or "I'm not the step dad, I'm the dad who stepped up")
That girl with the meth face and only one front tooth is such a haren't.

Stop screaming, you're acting like a total haren't right now.

That t-shirt is so haren't.

I don't go to that town because the vibe there is next level haren't.
Haren't by Good one Beth April 10, 2026

Pink Street Haren 

P.S.H - Pink Street Haren

An expression used when something is highly unlikely or that the speaker disagrees with.
Man 1: Dude, I so got laid last night!
Man 2: Pink Street Haren bro!

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness 

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10