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Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch 

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).
That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!

HandBagging 

The fine art of taking a Dump in someone's handbag without them knowing. A great way to impress your dissatisfaction with someone for leaving their handbag somewhere accessible. Not advisable on first dates or when taking elderly relatives to dinner.
Handbagging is often preformed on a night out when a really annoying girl (or guy (doesn't even have to be annoying (just has to have a handbag))) and you get the opportunity to grab a handbag on the way to the bathroom or anywhere else you are comfortable doing 'the deed'. Not being caught is usually advisable.
Also good for a competitive game with mates seeing who can get the most or the best bag!
HandBagging by Gymsox June 13, 2011

handjobbing 

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.
handjobbing by The Font May 18, 2013

Handjobing 

I just gave you dad a great handjobing!
Handjobing by Bradley51 July 12, 2013

Handbagging 

v. The act of simulating teabagging (v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth) with ones hand.
I just witnessed Greg handbagging himself trying to explain teabagging to the professor.

handbagging 

when receiving a hand-job it is the aim to position her handbag is such way that it will get covered in spunk
I came on Laura's expensive handbag - she didn't mind
handbagging by bob2 November 17, 2003