Hand Pants 

Cloth mitts used when handling something extremely hot while cooking. Hot Pads.

Ned: "Shit man, this pan is HOT!"
Joel: "Yo dude, utilize these hand pants."

Hand Pants by jpshmoove March 17, 2008

over the pants hand job 

Ita pretty self explanitory.

The act of pleasuring a man while his pants are still on. Hence "over the pants" it's generally very difficult to master as the penis is hard to get to. You're better off to take his bottoms off and just give him an actual hand job. It's more pleasurable.

I gave Alex an over the pants hand job last night, he needed new boxers when I was done.

over the pants hand job by Courtney Dawn June 18, 2014

Over the pants hand dance 

Another word for "Handjob"

"Hey dave, how was your date with Chrissy?"
"Oh, it was great man, she gave me an Over the pants hand dance!"

Over the pants hand dance by ColtonK2000 January 5, 2023

Hand in her pants 

Used to describe a girl so horny that she is constantly jerking off, in science, math, or an elevator. In other words, someone you don't want to talk to unless you're a horny guy.

"Yeah, we call her hand in her pants megna.... did u see what she was doing when Mr. Klang was explaining about photosynthesis??????????"

Hand in her pants by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006

Hand(s) down the pants 

A non personal stimuli way of relaxing, consisting of lounging in front of the TV and slipping ONE hand in the waist band of your pants or (preferably) sweats or underwear so that your hand comes to rest just above your pubic area and to the left ( if your left hand ) or vice versa for the right.

Edward: You going out tonight?

Don: Nah, I'm just going to chill and do some "Hand(s) down the pants" time in front of the tube.

Edward: Deceptively Elegant, yet surprisingly simple

Hand(s) down the pants by TheD0nald August 22, 2011

Handpantsa 

One who slaps "bitches" with oven mits; the act of slapping a"bitch" with an oven mit (a noun labeling men specifically a verb carried out by men toward women)

David was known as a handpantsa to all his old girlfriends; He hand-pantsa-ed the shit out of Angela

Handpantsa by tossibean November 26, 2013

handpant 

To cover one's cruch with your hand. Usually for taking a move demure selfy, or for emergensy use when pantsed.
The lower companion to the handbra. Goes great with a hairbra
The lower companion to the handbra.

"If your too shy, sext me a handpant"

handpant by joseque November 23, 2014