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Grundology 

n. - The study of the Grundle. May include the study of the immediate area surrounding the grundle and the grundle's inter-organal relationship to said areas, the areas in this case being the testes and anus. Modern Grundology tends to place a strong emphasis on the relationship between the individual's grundle and the grundles of the world, seeking to reach that harmonious balance between and within each grundle. Studies show that someday in the not-too-distant future the grundles of the world may actually reach a certain level of homeostasis, leading to ultimate grundle enlightenment and allignment with the big grundle in the sky.
*note* Grundology is not to be confused with Grundolocism, which is the worship of the grundle and all that is holy about said area.
"Hey, what are you going to major in at college?"
"I was leaning towards Spanish, but I hear the field of Grundology is gaining a great amount of fame, so I might switch the focus of my major to Grundology with a minor in Inter-Grundular relations."

"His grundle is sending out menacing vibrations."

"How do you say 'grundle' in Korean?"
-"It's just 'grundle.' It doesn't translate. The grundle is universal . . . it's the same in all languages."

"Do grundles come in different sizes?"
-"Yes. Black people have the biggest grundles."
Grundology by RaulChavez June 20, 2006
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Guidology 

The study of the Jersey Shore cast to learn the dialect and how to act.
Shane studies guidology so he knows how to make his hair into a blowout, and what ed hardy to wear.
Guidology by 342fsaf May 16, 2011
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to err or botch in hilarious fashion; to mean well and screw up comically
"Dude, Phil totally grundoloed his housing situation for next year."

"What happened?"

"Well... he forgot to hand in the forms before the deadline... then he missed the e-mail alerts telling him he had to respond or he would lose his spot... then he botched the appeal forms... now he has to live off campus next year."
grundolo by Der Dumpy February 22, 2008

Grandmology 

The study of sexy or gilf grandmothers. Specifically how far your head can go into her hoo ha. If she gotta fat dumper stick it in the rumper.
Chad- " Yeah Im a Grandmology Major, its pretty intense I can barely keep my grades up"
Thad- "Drools on the ground and clunks his rocks together"
Grandmology by Dildo Baggens August 4, 2019

Guidology 

The study of the cast Jersey Shore to speak their dialect and to dress in their fashion.
Shane studies guidology every week so he knows how to behave and dress for the weekend.
Guidology by dfadad2qdx May 2, 2011

Gronkology 

Gronkology the best fantasy league in this hospital, yo!
Gronkology by Breesy_RN July 31, 2018

Gunkology 

the creative salvation of outdated concepts of label, convention and division. In unifying new ideas and embracing a paradoxical melting pot of influences it creates space in familiar shapes.
What the gunk is gunkology?!?
Gunkology by stillinmarvinsroom April 29, 2020