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The best uncle you will ever have. He has pet sharks that he’ll let you ride, but they must come back in perfect condition (or at least not dead). These past two years have fucked him right in the ass and he looks like he hasn’t slept for three weeks. Don’t make fun of him for it, or he and his squad will beat your ass. He’s the best bastard, no doubt. He loves his coffee darker than the dark itself, because it gives him the perfect rush. He wears a kimono all day and is broke as fuck. He’s super fun to hang with, and if you beat him in a fight, his face is priceless. He’s awesome, and if you go to his house, you’ll beg Mom and Dad to stay forever. Now don’t pull the cat’s tail. If you do, Uncle Grimsley’s gonna beat your ass.
Uncle Grimsley is the best uncle!
Grimsley by AnAsshole’sSon May 30, 2018
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Grimsley High School 

The best high school in existence. Everyone acts like a family and if someone is mean or bullying then they are put in their place. I have never seen so much school pride in one school. Also, Grimsley is the best high school to party with- if you're cool enough to get in. Grimsley knows the trouble makers and the douche bags and won’t let them into their kick-ass parties. Best campus to be on and the best students in Greensboro, NC.
Hey have you heard of Grimsley High School?

Yeah it's the best I wish I went there!

Shawn Grimsley 

A first and last name that simply means awesome. This name is only given to those that are smart, talented, sexy, and desireable. This person will almost always be brilliant, and will have no problem getting the ladies
damn! look how many girls Shawn Grimsley has!
The small piece of lint that builds up un the corner of your front pants pocket.
I reached in my pocket for some money and only found some grimsly.
grimsly by Luscious_Larry August 30, 2008
A person who is Hard as nails and you would not want to start trouble with.
"Nah mate, I ain't startin' on 'im. He's Grimley"
Grimley by James[BOB]Burton October 5, 2008
when ur pubes rot and u can grow veggies out of them
ahhhhh! hes got grimley
grimley by Liam Hughes October 26, 2007

grimbley 

A little ghoulish goblin fellow. Someone you pay no mind to, like a shadow person just completely forgettable. They tend to have no working synapses, basically they are living Skyrim NPCs.
What is that grimbley guy doing. Why the F### is he munching on tree bark.
grimbley by Grimbley Gazza May 11, 2022