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It's Not Easy Being Greene 

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.
To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

Steamy Greenie Meanie

A steamy greenie meanie is a person who does not show respect for you like how the Buddhist brothers were protecting their temple.
“Jake and Dylan are such Steamy Greenie Meanies.”

Moe Greene Special 

executing someone with a single shot through the eye. Taken from the movie The Godfather where the character Moe Greene(who was based Bugsy Siegel) was shot while laying on a massage table
Did you hear what happened to john?
No what?
They gave him the Moe Greene special....
Moe Greene Special by Tolious November 6, 2008

greene school 

Shit ass school that kids hate and parents love. Everyone is litterally gay or Transgender
"Oh you go to greene school?"

"You must be mad gay"
greene school by DinosaurXD June 21, 2018

South Greene Special

When a teenage boy only has hair on his neck and upper lip
Mason needs to shave he’s growing a south greene special

2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."