GranDream 

someone who doesn't have a life, likes to make fun of other people in the "virtual" world because he is scared of people in the real world. trys to act cool online, but knows inside he is a failure.
see nerd geek too much free time

yeh that kid's a GranDream, he has no friends and sits at home and uses his computer all day, he really needs to get a life.

GranDream by something February 7, 2005

Grandslammed 

When you make yourself cum so good that you need to go to a major restaurant chain and buy yourself breakfast .

Wow .. I needed that ..I totally Grandslammed .. See you in an hour I'm starving .

Grandslammed by Saneand71 June 25, 2016

lumberjack grandslam 

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

As read on Reddit.com

Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!

lumberjack grandslam by foayo December 4, 2013

Gaydreaming

Pretty much daydreaming but 9000% gayer

Parker: Are you Gaydreaming again?
Caleb: How did you know?
Parker: Look down

Gaydreaming by Expensive Gurl November 13, 2018

lumberjack grandslam 

The act of one's mother "walking in" while one is receiving oral sex. (Originated from reddit)

Instead of knocking on my room door like she usually did before entering she just opened the door. I don't know what a mothers reaction should be in this type of situation but she started yelling at my girlfriend. When I say yelling I mean I heard her say words that I never heard her say before. She called my girlfriend a whore and said that god would damn us both to hell for our act of sin. My girlfriend at this point is in tears and she's scrambling to get on her clothes and pretty sure she left my house without her bra because she was in such a panic. My mom didn't speak to me for a month after that. She didn't ask me how my day was at school, she didn't speak to me during dinner and she didn't even ask me to go to church on Sunday with her anymore. She used to go every Sunday but I always said no. That's the angriest I have ever seen my mom and we have never spoken about it. When she finally did talk to me she said if I wanted her to ever speak with me again that I had to go to confession and confess my sins. I told her I would go but I ended up going to a Denny's and ordering their Lumberjack grandslam instead. She thinks I went to confession though. Also every time my girlfriend came over after the incident my mom would leave the house. I don't know where she went but she couldn't be in the same vicinity as her. Worst part of it all was my girlfriend didn't attempt to give me another blowjob for a year because she was so scared of my mother walking in on us.

lumberjack grandslam by cittycatroina December 4, 2013

Grandmama 

The overlord of all grandmas. She is more powerful than all the grandmas combined and controls them as her slaves. Her purpose in life is to make children under 10 years old happy with their life until they realize that grandma will die one day.

Edna (Grandma): Wow Janice, I saw your Facebook feed. Your grandchildren are getting quite plump. Did grandmama ask you to make all those cookies?

Janice (Also grandma): That's right! If you look at the walls, you can see all the scarves I've been asked to knit together for them.

Grandmama by TimTheTurtle May 31, 2018

Grandrew

A couple that loves each other for life ❤️ Any Giulianas and Andrew’s this is their ship name! They will be with each other thought thick and thin!

Hannah: Omg did you see Giuliana and Andrew?
Dave: Yes! Grandrew For life dude!!!

Grandrew by loveydoveyqueen1 March 1, 2021