Glennon

A common expression used as a substitute for the word "deity" or "god"

"Praise Glennon"

"Oh my Glennon"

Glennon by Glens December 24, 2013

Glennon

1. The act of royally screwing something up, usually followed by being a cry baby and looking like a pothead.

"He pulled a Glennon!"

Glennon by HokieFootballFan September 30, 2007

Glennon Hairline 

An extremely disappointing hairline that goes, goes, goes and doesn’t stop going back

Ewww you have such a glennon hairline

Glennon Hairline by Hxrtzi September 11, 2020

mike glennon 

The best thing that ever happened to the Jacksonville Jaguars

Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.

mike glennon by EW! January 31, 2021

Ryan Glennon 

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NO cigs just strAITE bowls of californiadreams all day i do it howw a king do. how y doin tho ight hmu peace yo. - Ryan Glennon

Ryan Glennon by HeavyMe talHillBilly January 8, 2012

Glennoned 

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.

EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.

Glennoned by ccccchris December 14, 2012

Glenmont 

A ghetto town in Montgomery County Maryland. Filled with parties, gang fights, weed. Area with one of the highest crime rates in the county. It's main hoods are Glenmont Forest, Glenmont Village, Winexburg Manor, and Connecticut Avenue Estates. Not a part of wheaton! No matter what the maps say!

Man: Ayy did you hear bout the party yesterday somewhere in Glenmont?
Man 2: Yeahh I did but i was to afraid to go down there. I might get shot or something.
Man: True. Damn that place ghetto.

Glenmont by achin0001 January 31, 2010