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Ghettosburg 

A small town in Pennsylvania known for its historical events and mind-boggling amounts of ghettoness.
Friend: "I'm goin' to Ghettosburg for a little vay-cay, 'll try not to get shot up!"

Me: "Ghettosburg?"

Friend: "A lil' town up in p-vania, heard sumtin 'bout it in school."

Me: "You mean Gettysburg?"

Friend: "Nahh man, I gots family up there, I gotta war to fight. Dose niggas haulin' some pretty crazy shit."

Me: "Did you pay any attention to school at all?!?!"
Ghettosburg by Tinted Windows August 10, 2012

ghettosaur 

Someone who has lived in the hood for so long that they are likened to be a dinosaur of the ghetto.
One kid to another: "Who's that crazy old cracker pushing the cart?"
Other kid: "Old Bob? Dude, that guy is a ghettosaur!"
ghettosaur by idiotboxradio May 20, 2006

ghettosburg  

another name for a place so ghetto you wouldn't electively be there.

Ghettosmurf 

A man/boy of small stature, who claims and represent his hood the best way he can, with bakbone and a spine. He never let others insult him or his neighbourhood, even though he is small.
Person A: "Have you met that dude, DCSZ?" Person B: "Yeah, I met him at the basketball-court last week, I told him that he had to grow at least twenty inches to play with us, so he broke my nose!" Person A: "I told you! That guy's a real Ghettosmurf!"
Ghettosmurf by Lucartive April 16, 2009