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gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.
I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.
Gertz by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017
Related Words
Gerpz gerp Gertz Gerpes Gerpin' gerple gerpy gerbz Gerpanese Gerped

nick gerz 

A name much like Jack Mehoff or Mike Oxlong, but is used to sound like niggers
nick gerz by SwaggyPfan4lyfe May 10, 2018

Skrttzy Gertzy

What you call someone who is dating a fucking piece of pizza
Rylie: Dude I give up on life I'm a Skrttzy Gertzy\
April: I was a Skrttzy Gertzy until I met my boi
Minecraft_Tuber_Kid: hello am boi
The humble giant, soon to be 6'4 has an enlarged penis that stretches beyond the Earth's existence! Craziest thing is when he swings his mastodon wiggler it wipes out entire solar systems. Alien populated planets who have witnessed the force of the wiggler have gave the staff its grand alias known as THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION. the swing causes nearby galaxies to move through the cosmos at hyper speed. This phenomenon is known as Galactic Getsuga Tensho!
If you are blessed to be in the presence of Gerzain you will become sanctified and see god !
"BRO DEAD ASS GOT A GERZAIN WIGGLER"
"Damn baby that shit had me feeling like Gerzain is the MAYYYYNNNNEEE ;) "
Gerzain by Get Ready To Wiggle August 6, 2020
A person who is German and Polish.
1.) Due to the high Polish-German intermarriage rate, the population of Gerpoles is expected to dramatically increase.

2.) It is not unusual for Poles to have German ancestry. This is why Poland is home to many Gerpoles.
Gerpole by ThePolezilla October 14, 2011
Hetalia fan pairing of Poland and Germany
I SOOO support GerPol
GerPol by I'mamotherfucker October 17, 2011