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Fuckoffish

Adjective: A terms to describe the characteristics of an individual who is thoughtless, inconsiderate, offensive of unpleasant. Such people have no regard for others and are deeply self-obsessed deviants with a thinly disguised persecution complex. Fucktards.

Adverb: Fuckoffishly.
"Dan can be so fuckoffish about things some times, he always behaves fuckoffishly when you ask him a direct question. He must be IQR qualified and if he isn't he should be."
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fuckoffesque 

The kind of performances Viral Kilo comes up with after telling the world to fuck off.
Hell, yes. Aggression without cheating - everything Ponting wished to be but could never emulate to the same level.

Telling the world to fuck off and FOLLOWING it up with fuckoffesque performances - that's some alpha shit right there. Takes balls because if you fall flat, you become Umar Akmal (lmao). Kohli has revitalised bragging about big dicks and then actually having a 13-incher - and that's a good recipe for fun times (no homo... I think?)

He's a spicee boii, is that Viral Kilo

fuckoffism

The practice of reflexively disregarding and disparaging everyone and everything.
Her core belief that she was all alone could be traced back to an early experience of intergenerationally transmitted familial fuckoffism.
fuckoffism by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Fuckoffski 

Piss off. leave me alone Go away Get Lost. Buggar off. fuck off
You are so annoying why don't you just Fuckoffski.
Fuckoffski by Harsher Fustic September 10, 2016

Fuckoffistan 

fictional place where a Persian or someone from the middle east is told to go back to.

alt. where a bully threatens to kick a weakling's behind to

related: suckcockistan
Where the hell do you come from - Fuckoffistan?

I'm going to kick your purple baboon ass back to fuckoffistan.

That's one ugly bitch from Fuckoffistan.
Fuckoffistan by Ricardovitz July 2, 2009

flying fuckfish 

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
flying fuckfish by papermachete November 5, 2005

fuckoffsky 

How to tell a russian to fuck of politely.
Fuckoffsky Oleg!
fuckoffsky by Not Igor December 19, 2008