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Fuck me pants 

Skin tight black pants worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the pants are skin tight, keeping little concealed.
Spandex is the traditional material, this signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these pants are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a halter top, furthering the "fuck me" signal.
Oh boy, did you see that MILF with the fuck me pants on, she is ready to go!
Fuck me pants by Anonymous December 25, 2003

Fuck me pants 

Women's pants that have a zipper in the back for a quick and easy peel.
Fuck me pants by GWGW June 26, 2016

fuckparty 

*noun
An intense and drawn out struggle (which under normal circumstances would not be necessary) to make something work properly.
Dan said, “You guys should come over closer to eight o’clock. I’m having a fuckparty with the grill.”
fuckparty by Johnny Dan May 15, 2007

fuckfarts 

Your mothers sweet queef.

Also a type of exclamation with more relevance than "fuck" or "shit"
I love when I go to your mom's house for a recipe and end up with her fuckfarts.

guy 1:dude your girlfriend wrecked your car
guy 2:fuckfarts!!
fuckfarts by dabooner February 8, 2007

fuckfarts 

Strictly it is when air is pumped into a vagina during intercourse, and released when the penis is pulled out.
Urban myth? Definitely not.
Talking from personal experience. They are not so smelly as ordinary farts though.
Also somebody insignificant.
They're just a bunch of fuckfarts (nobodies).
fuckfarts by shonny March 4, 2007
someone who is being a flat out meanie face cockmaster by either stealing something valuable, talking behind your back, etc... usually the person who needs to be cockslapped to teach them a lesson.
frank: that guy josh is a fuckpants
jonny: i know dude we should beat his ass
frank: thatll teach him to hit my girl
fuckpants by scotty dotty October 9, 2006