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A cuter, more child friendly name for the female genitalia.
Frondle: the fluffy, friendly way to say vagina.
Frondle by FrondQueen January 3, 2017
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I think that potplant just frondled me.
Frondle by cevius June 26, 2008
wow...i just frondled that stupid n00batronz mother while she was cooking inside of the tort
frondle by LiquidFIRE January 29, 2004

Da Frondle Shant

A Flabby cock that hangs out loosely a little above your asshole... Often described as a DickTail. However, it is usually Negro in color, rough in texture, and a few inches longer than your penis. Unfortunately, The Da Frondle Shant has a respiratory system and needs oxygen at all times... so cut a hole in all your shorts. If not given air, the Da Frondle Shant will continually ejaculate for sometimes up to 3 days. To aquire a Da Frondle Shant, one usually has to somehow eat Racoon shit. The Da Frondle Shant will form overnight.
Shit Henry, Today I woke up with a Da Frondle Shant...everyone on the baseball team is going to laugh at me.

FondleFood 

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.
Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...
FondleFood by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017

Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.
The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.
Fondleslab by Chris6502 October 22, 2010