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Froglart 

A complete and utter faggot. A person who is a froglart has a birth certificate that is just an apology from the abortion clinic because of their failure. Hobos call them poor. These kind of people do things like excreting on their hands and rubbing it on their face. They are proof that god has a sense of humor. They can only hope to be the man that their mother is. You will never forget the first time you see one but you will try. Their IQ results are generally in the negative. You would rather die of testicular cancer than talk to a froglart. They are as useless as a screendoor on a submarine. It looks like their face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. They are a waste of sperm. They are also a toxic waste of life that does not deserve to breath. As children, not even pedophiles would be interested in them. They have a penis the size of a tic tac but it doesn't matter because they are such faggots that they would never want a women and could never get a man.
"What is that?!", said the horrified school children
"It's a froglart." Replied Superman
"My name is Ryan." Exclaimed the foul beast
Froglart by ryanisafroglart April 28, 2014

froglatin 

French are often referred to as "frogs." Thus, the French speak "froglatin"
What does "mais oui" mean?
It's froglatin for "of course."
froglatin by narcszm August 16, 2004
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frotlarth 

• someone who blathers nonsense
(foaming nonsense words from the mouth)
Person 1 stuttering, not making sense
Person 2: bro you're such a bona fide frotlarth
frotlarth by War Latte August 10, 2023
The coolest camp in existence. Usually for fans of Harry Potter but is for other people to. Super cool things happen here. Lots of theater stuff goes down. It's off the chain. No lie :D
The coolest place ever? Frogwarts, duh.
frogwarts by jaybeexx May 10, 2008
A friend bogart: someone who does whatever they can to keep their friends to themselves, without letting them befriend each other. Frogarts are usually social butterflies but deeply insecure souls who deeply fear that their friends will discover each other and like each other better. This often becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy as friends eventually meet, share their experiences and reject their original friendships with the frogart.
Amos and I had a great conversation when we met and had asked Francis for each others' numbers for over a year with no luck. We finally ran into each other and discovered that Francis had been frogarting us.
frogart by wompm April 21, 2008

froggarto 

The gentle monotone speech of a person, that is found to be calming and soothing
He spoke with such froggarto that she gently fell asleep
froggarto by Gordon ok May 26, 2022
A man who is too suspiciously frog like
Dude that guy looks abit too much like a frog for my liking.

Nah thats a froggart mate
froggart by Nonfrogman March 13, 2023