Skip to main content

French Toast 

1) An easy Breakfast to make.

2) Joan of Arc
French Toast by Mopey87 March 5, 2007

French toast 

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.
Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?
American: You mean french toast?
French toast by Zach G. December 3, 2003

French Toast 

Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.
The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.
French Toast by Hodge329 November 1, 2008

French Toast 

A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.
"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?"

"Cause I french toasted her last night"
French Toast by WaffleMan January 18, 2013

French Toast 

A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.

It's also some how magically related to Asians.
French Toast by YourAdopted November 30, 2011

French toast 

A nasty person who resembles french toast... usually has the following attributes: greasy hair-syrup, bad smelling-burnt eggs, baby powder in hair to try to cover up the grease-powdered sugar. May also be a mysterious whore-nobody knows where it came from and is everywhere.
Man: Hey did you see that Kaitlyn smith chick?

Woman: Yeah she's a real french toast.

Man: Hey, your right!