Freaching 

Fangirling/Teachers

A term used when one ships their own teachers, either straight or gay.

Symptoms may include squealing, shaking, fainting or making a noises that sound like a dying bear.

OMG! Did you see Miss Smith standing next to Mr. Browne? I'm freaching so hard right now!

Freaching by raeegoodwin January 12, 2017

reaching. 

the slang “reaching” can be used in a couple of ways. you’re able to use it when someone’s over exaggerating something to make it seem worse than what it actually was, or taking something too far.

-example 1, over exaggerating-

person 1: *accidentally bumps into somebody*
person 2: hey !
person 1: oh, i’m sorry !
person 3: what happened?
person 2: they hit me on purpose, and they also insulted me for no reason ! *cries*
person 1: you reaching, fool...

-example 2, taking it too far-

*two students roasting each other for fun*
person 1: and that’s why you balding at the age of 16.
person 2: oh yeah? well that’s why your parents left you, and told you straight up, that you’re a waste of oxygen and space. it all makes sense why you’re so disrespectful towards everybody knowing that you got family issues, i mean... it’s not like you have a family.

everybody: *silence*
person 3: yo, you reaching...
person 1: *cries in orphan*

reaching. by monetizd February 21, 2021

Breaching 

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

Breaching by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

Somebody get this freaking duck away from me

An exclaimation from HomestarRunner.com. It can be found on the website's 13th menu (Atari-themed)by moving your mouse over the "email" button (Strong Bad screams it), and also by watching the first deleted scene of the Yellow Dello movie (Homestar Runner says it).

Most commonly used as a random quote, and occasionally used to tell an annoying person to get lost.

"Somebody get this freaking duck away from me! This guy won't leave me alone!"

Somebody get this freaking duck away from me by Mutant Circus February 11, 2004

Reaching 

Term used when someone tries to relate one thing to another using completely irrelevant evidence and information.

Ex1.

Person 1: A dice is related to racism because there are black spots and the majority is white.

Person 2: wtf..

Person 3: this kid's reaching.

Ex2.
Person 1: man why you hating?

Person 2: you reaching

Reaching by Charuhi April 22, 2011

wish me freaking luck 

when there's little chance of something happening, and you want everyone to know.

Person #1: Wish me freaking luck!
Person #2: What?
Person #1: I have a final in science that i have not studied for

wish me freaking luck by manwithanswers#2 June 9, 2021

Frealings 

Real Feelings , F'real Feelings. A Mix of Real and Feelings , FREALINGS

A: Oh for real dog? You got feelings for her?
B: Yeah, I got these frealings that makes me love her man

Frealings by DickKnuckles May 18, 2009