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Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.
-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.
Frankenpiss by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009
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frankenpussy 

pussy so large and monster like, you just know it is several pussies sewn together
Dude, that bitch had a frankenpussy
frankenpussy by jonmic66 January 29, 2007

Frankentits 

Breasts that have been surgically enlarged unnecessarily for purely selfish, vain, reasons -an act most men find to be very misleading and dishonest, an act that totally ruins a breast in the minds of men, because the wonderful shape and feel of a natural breast of any natural size and shape, is one of lifes sweet wonders, a botched boob job: "the scar tissue around the areola and the unusually curved bumps on her chest made me want to heave"
Seen on many C D and lower grade Celebrities, desperately trying to reverse the ravages of father time, sadly becoming more and more prevalent in more and more communites, Most porn stars and real estate agents in and around major capitol cities see them as an investment giving scant regard as to the long term consequences See Dolly Parton, See Dolly Buster" Will you look at the frankentits on that Stripper! you can see all the scars! Aaaaaaaargh!"
Frankentits by Bosombuddy June 11, 2006

Frankenpine 

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.
They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?
Frankenpine by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011

Frankencisco 

1.Everything that is currently wrong with San Francisco
2. Why you moved to Oakland
The San Francisco we use to love is gone and all that is left is Frankencisco.
Frankencisco by MachiaVelevet June 23, 2015

frankinpussy 

A deformed and odd looking vagina as a result of a recent botched trans-gender surgical procedure.
Dude, how was that trannie in the sack?

Things were great until I got in her pants....that was the freakiest frankinpussy I have ever seen!

Frankenpussy 

A name for a girls vagina who looks a little bit like frankenstein
Dang Hunter, can't believe you went for the frankenpussy!
Frankenpussy by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017