Foosted

To be fisted by a foot.

My boyfriend foosted me soooo hard last night it was orgasmic.

Foosted by 1337kwickskop69xx420xx September 11, 2011

Foosted

this is the same as fisting, except it is done with the foot instead of the fist. foosted = foot + fisted.

I foosted that girl right in the twat!

"How was work?" "bad we got foosted so hard we couldnt even eat lunch!"

Foosted by richardskull October 17, 2009

Frosted Log 

To take a dump then empty your sack over the top of it so it resembles a frosted log.

My girlfriend was giving me blumpkin and didn't want to swallow my baby paste so I done a frosted log instead.

Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log

Frosted Log by Aultow August 12, 2014

floosted 

To describe something as "messed up" or "bad."

The term was coined in late 2020 by Noob "Boring" Dog and Marcus.

Damn E! My Career is floosted!

floosted by YeehawCowboy28 November 16, 2020

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.

If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016

Frosted onions 

To break ones balls. To be a pain in the neck. To twist someone's nuts.

When John and Natalia aggravates dad he gets frosted onions.

Frosted onions by GDNS2018 August 24, 2016

Foisted 

to impose an unwelcome or unnecessary person or thing on to somebody; to pass an unwanted employee on to another employer without firing them.

Jimmy Kimmel foisted a limp employee to Larry David on the show 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

Foisted by ursiamesetwin May 5, 2018