Foosec

A Foosec is roughly 100 back and forth cycles per min, roughly the speed a gorilla maturbates at.

Look at Dazaa, he's jerking his gurgen at almost two Foosecs!

Foosec by xul8tr February 3, 2006

fooser 

A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.

Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.

fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009

Lyndsy Fonseca

The sexiest thing to come out of america in a LONG TIME. Starred in the amazing film Kickass, as well as some hot tub thing.

Me: Mate, did you watch Kickass last night? How fine is Lyndsy Fonseca?!

Mate: Phwaor!!

Lyndsy Fonseca by SoulTornado92 July 27, 2010

Fonsecling

Rare form of research within the Investment Banking Industry, used only by true masters in the art of Googling, who have gone to the end of the Internet and back in search for a bit of info to include in a document.

When presented with an extraordinary piece of info, a marveled reader might say: "This is magnificent! How in the world did you find this? You've been Fonsecling..!

Fonsecling by 6packer September 20, 2011

Get Foosed 

A work safe way to say get fucked peasant.

Get Foosed you peasant.

Get Foosed by Syscon May 24, 2017

Footectomy 

Surgical removal of one or both of your feet

I just had an awesome footectomy.

Footectomy by KingDeeba December 2, 2019

fooseball 

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.

Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!

fooseball by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006