Floon 

A person who literaly eats out the vagina to the point where it is completly gone

I would floon her dude.

Floon by The flooner February 8, 2015

Floon 

The word Floon was declared by the queen of england as the majesticest word to be ever invented.
There are about 3.556 people around the world today who can be called Floon.
The word first apeared in the bible as god said: "Abraham u fuk face, u r the first Floon to be Flooned by me, and from now and on only the Floonest Floons can be called Floon"
The word is used to describe a person who is superior and perfect in any way.

Tim: "Hi Joe! Did you do the assignment that Mrs. Gooten give us yesterday?"
Joe: "fck u mate and fck her. Im da fcking Floon and u r all inferior pieces of shit."

Floon by Floon wabalabadabdab noscope October 18, 2018

Floon 

A portmanteau of "fucking" and "loon". It is often used to describe a vexatious crazy person when more abrasive vocabulary is not appropriate.

Chris: Did you hear? Katie and Tim had a sex change operation where they swapped parts!

Ryan: Ya, they always try and deny it.

Chris: What a couple of floons.

Floon by floontastic September 3, 2013

floon 

The definition of floon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.

floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…

F: F*cking slow as hell

L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.

O: Obnoxious.

O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.

N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.

The floons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.

floon by Not_Rachmaninoff...I_swear May 29, 2009

Floon 

The idiot's version of "flown", commonly used in Southern United States.
verb
Alternate Spellings - flewn, floun, fleun.

Dylan - Is it just me or has this day floon by?

Jacob - Shut the fuck up Dylan you're such an idiot.

Floon by cooolcolin September 21, 2017

floon 

A word use to describe obsessed Hillary Clinton supporters who rant and rave that she should be President of the United States regardless of her lack of experience, dependancy on the Clinton name, her unethical tatics to win, and self interest motivatopm. Hillary floons will viciously bash any opponents that compete against her and win over her. The word floon is a combination of the word loon like "looney tunes" and the vulgar word "fucking" together it forms the urban word f'loon. Often said plural and without the apostrophe "floons".

You Hillary floons are a despicable bunch of idiots that will jump off a cliff if Hillary told you to.

Only floons believe Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 Primary after Obama has won majority delegates and popular vote.

Floons believe Hillary will lower gas at the pump, how pathetic, she's pandering and just like floons they are oblivious to reality.

floon by tragickingdom May 20, 2008

floon 

To pat someone with your palm repetitivly. (Bad news guys, nothing sexual about this word)

Stop flooning me on the head!

floon by Flooninator June 5, 2008