Flabbergoose 

A new pet that is very popular for kids this year. They are geese that are invisible to everyone but their master. Flabbergooses (the plural isn't called flabbergeese) are extremely intelligent creatures.

This year's most sought after gift was flabbergooses.

Flabbergoose by Alexis_M December 26, 2008

flabbergookered 

Basically, your flabbergasted, triggered, and shook all at the same time.

Levi was flabbergookered when he got his test score back.

flabbergookered by dawnbreaker3000daisy November 21, 2016

Flabbergoodled 

1.(n.)The state of being turned on.

2.(v.)To create feelings of ecstasy.

1.Timmy: Oh Martha! I'm so flabbergoodled right now! ...let's do it!

2.Abigail: Everyone is flabbergoodling me lately, the feeling just won't go away.
Stranger: I can sate you.
Abigail: Really? Go for it!

Flabbergoodled by Megan/Frances January 18, 2009

flabberghostestaed 

to feel like a flabby ghost

i was watching ghostbuster the other day. Seeing Slimer makes me feel flabberghostestaed

flabberghostestaed by jodiemcgrodie January 7, 2011

Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.

Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.

Flabbergassed by HavaBrain August 22, 2011

flabberpooped

When you are too tired to react to something surprising.

Melanie was thrown a party but was too flabberpooped

flabberpooped by silly_milly2357 July 26, 2016

Flabberghosted

When that person you've been talking to for a while breaks all contact without any indication as to why.

I met Jennifer on Tinder, we traded numbers, texted for a bit, planned to meet up, and then she just disappeared. I'm totally flabberghosted.

Flabberghosted by Squeeze Burger July 20, 2018