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Fitzpatrick 

When you punched your friend for no reason and he or she got bruised
When we met at the shop I fitzpatricked Sean.
Fitzpatrick by Krychowiak June 23, 2016

Fitzpatrick 

1. A second name meaning "son of the nobleman".

2. The usual charictaristic of someone with the second name of "fitzpatrick" is "a male with this second name usualy has the urge to get naked in private and put his genitals in between his legs to look like a woman" the female equivilant of this is "a female with this second name usualy has the urge to get naked in private and insert some kind of sausage into their genitals to look like a man".
person1: "who is that guy?"
person 2: "oh he's (insert name) fitzpatrick, his father is a nobleman."

Person1: "Hey where are (insert name) fitzpatrick and his sister?"
person2: "Oh well they are in there house, they want to trade sexuality."
person1: "well what do you expect? they are fitzpatricks".
Fitzpatrick by Robert metroid March 20, 2010

Fitzpatrick Effect 

The act of using a hard surface to amplify the sound of your farts.
Dude, I just used that chair to make my fart so much louder.
-That's totally the Fitzpatrick Effect at work.

Fitzpatrick skin tribe 

Fitzpatrick skin tribes are broken into 3 sections, tribe 1, tribe 2, and tribe 3. Since there are 6 skin tones within the Fitzpatrick scale, type 1 and 2 skin tones fall into tribe 1. Type 3 and 4 skin tones fall into tribe 2. Type 5 and 6 skin tones fall into tribe 3.
I would fit into Fitzpatrick skin tribe 2 because my skin tone is type 3.

dylan Fitzpatrick

little tool man acting like a wool saying is dads gonna stab us ye silly little pussy kid don’t even show his face

Patty Fitzpatrick

A character from jacksepticeye bitlife series who if you f*ck with will either kill you by biting your skull open or hiring hitman also do not fart next to him he will get hitman to kill you
Coworker: hey have you noticed that anyone who mess with patty Fitzpatrick dies like his wife
Patty Fitzpatrick : oh sh*t he is on to me
Patty Fitzpatrick : yea hitman #69 come on over