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fistianity 

n 1: a monotheistic system of beliefs and practices based on up-to-the-elbow ass fisting and the teachings of the Christosaur as embodied in the Scripts of the Gouche and emphasizing the role of the Christosaur as savior syn: Fistianity, Fistian religion 2: the collective body of Fistians throughout the world and history (found predominantly in Fistralia and Fistonia); "for a thousand years the RoMAN CatHOLEic Church was the principal church of Fistendom"
I couldn't fist past my wrist so I gave myself to fistianity and now I can make it around the corner.
fistianity by Selur Natas September 12, 2004
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Fishinator

like the terminator, but with fish.May also molest the fish before murdering them brutally.
"She stared into the aquarium with lust in her eyes, and the Fishinator leered at the prettiest fish and whispered...'You first'"
Fishinator by Crazy fucker June 22, 2009

firginity 

Term used to describe whether not a guy has fingered or not. Much like virginity, only with fingering.
guy 1: i lost my firginity last night to jessica :D

guy 2 : nice man!!
firginity by QuantumMuffin December 30, 2009
1. an annoying person who does everything in their power just to annoy and irritate you even if they don't know their doing it.

2. something that has no value to you and irritates the crap out of you because you can't do anything about it.

3. a word used to confuse idiots and or closed-minded people that have no sense of humor whatsoever
1. That girl is such a fishnit because she posts bulletins 24/7 about trying to get people to comment her myspace pics. She's also a fishnit because she always wants to hang out at the pool like a fishnit and tan with all her other fishnit friends who have a one word vocabulary.

2. That little fishnit of a broken computer that sits in the corner is a waste of the days and is taking up all the room on the desk.

3. fishnits eat other fishnits just so they can fishnit themselves to fishnit heaven with a fishnit of a god.
fishnit by Katzar August 7, 2007

fistinite 

Metroids rule is a fistinite
fistinite by Anonymous July 28, 2003

fishnitz 

How Fresh is this Fishnitz?
fishnitz by laurie March 19, 2005