Finfag

It's difficult to define a Finfag. You have to encounter one before you can truly understand their monkey-like nature.

However, a Finfag (sometimes spelled finfag) is a Finn (somebody who is from a country called Finland) whose IQ is lower than the number of his (Finfags are always males) shoe size.

Heaps of Finfags can be found in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

Finfag 1: "GO KRANE IT'S LSAT NCIE"
Finfag 2: "YES PLS I NED SUPSKIPPERS FOR MY YOUTOUB CHENEL!!1"

Finfag by Bomfunk November 21, 2012

Finfag

A narrow minded finnish person, aged usually 12-16, or whose IQ is below his shoe size. Finfags can usually be spotted by original insults such as 'your mom' or 'you suck', or if the person irritating a finfag is Swedish, '6-1' or 'Sweden be gay' -insults are a common sight. Shall the agitator be from Russia, Finfags will usually make a reference to two wars² fought 70 years ago, or again, to one hockey game'.

Finfags are known to appear only in the internet, mostly in youtube or CoD:MW2, but a variation of a finfag is very common in the real world, mainly in smaller Finnish cities;
These people are usually unable to operate a computer, yet use the internet, and mainly are employed by farming or truck driving, or some other low class job. Finfags shouldn't be confused entirely with rednecks, al thought they share some similar views.

(a herd of finfags has spotted swedish players in MW2)
Example 1:
Finfag: SWEDEN BE GAY
Finfag2: 6-1!!
Finfag3: 6-1!!!!!
Finfag4: 6-1!!!

Example 2:
(a finfag gets beaten by a Russian player in MW2)
Finfag: RUSSIA SUKS!! 3-0 MIKAEL GRANLUND AIRWAVE GOAL!!
Russian player: åäåä öäüü¨ä?

Example 3:
(a finfag gets into an argument with an english person, and since the UK doesn't compete in hockey, finfag is out of arguments)
Britfag: Good game. Looks like you guys lost.
Finfag: YOUR MOM LOST

Example 4:
(a Finfag is in a common argument with a Swede who gives enough shit to say something back about hockey)
Swedish person: Well, we've got 2 olympic golds, and last time I checked, the olympics is the only competition that matters.
Finfag: SHUT UP GAY 6-1

Finfag by Thomaxius@classicsnd August 21, 2013

FinFag

A alpha mail who runs year 12

FinFag>Charlie

FinFag by Kineton Mafia November 20, 2018

FitFag

Players who joined the popular Minecraft server, 2b2t, because of FitMC, a Minecraft YouTuber who often makes videos on this server.

Shut the fuck up fitfag, go back to your group orgy with SalC1, Fit, and Rusher, you oversized potato sack nigger.

FitFag by That one 2b2t player May 6, 2020

Finagle's Law 

prov. The generalized or `folk' version of Murphy's Law, fully named "Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything that can go wrong, will".

The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.

Anything that can go wrong, will.

Finagle's Law by Belatu July 26, 2004

finagle a bagel 

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

finagle a bagel by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015

finagle 

To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.

Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.

finagle by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005