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finaglement

A finaglement is basically achieving a sloppy means to an end through utter tom-foolery or manipulation requiring trickery in a sly, perhaps fraudulent sense.
I'm broke as shit... Tonight I need to plan a finaglement of sorts...

See Also: "The nightly finagle."
finaglement by timJae June 30, 2009

Higglement 

Within the Tom Pearl fandom, "Higglement" is one of the most well-regarded gags in the community. The gag was the first gag Tom Pearl uttered after biting into the log of shit he had freshly dropped in "Tom Pearl Brushes his Teeth with Shit." The reference is a way for members of this community to identify themselves as fans of Tom Pearl.

In Tom Pearl lore, followers of Tom Pearl believe the Higglement gag from the aforementioned video was the gag that created all of existence. It is the most sacred of words found within the Book of Scat. A sect within the Tom Pearl pantheon known as the "Higglers" believe that there is a pending Higglement that will recreate all of existence in Tom Pearl's image. The Higglement gag was lost to time until a group of Scat Liches rediscovered it in the mystic scat tombs. "Higglement" roughly translates to "creation" in the scat language.
Person one: Higglement gags are the best Tom Pearl gags.

Person two: A fellow Tom Pearl fan! Shall we discuss our favorite videos he has made?
Higglement by anonymous October 21, 2022

figglemints 

marshmallow shaped mints often found in small bowls on the reception desks at restaurants.
I hope they have some figglemints, that garlic made my breath stink!
figglemints by yukjui November 21, 2010

gigglement 

The state of pre-giggles exploding to full-blown uncontrollably laughter.
Scenes from The Hangover puts me in a gigglement mood.
gigglement by chickenWHATT June 21, 2009

fiddlement 

A person who cares about and loves others, (also called "The friend sticher" by the others) who will and be their best friend untill the friendship or relationship is broken. JY.MT.MICH.FID
I love you!~ -Fiddlement

gigglement 

i died of gigglement. (i died of laughter)
gigglement by marcus August 22, 2004