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Facebooker's Remorse 

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!
I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

Facebooker 

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.
Facebooker by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014

Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

Awkward Facebooker

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
Awkward Facebooker by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012
Code name for the website known as facebook. This term is usually used by people who oppose facebook (otherwise known as facehaters). The term is a derivation of the word fag in order to cause offence to those of whom use facebook (known as fagbookers).
Needless to say, there is a raging battle between the Fagbookers.
Fagbooker: Hey! I made a facebook! I was on it alllll night yesturday.
Facehater: Why dont you go fuck yourself and set it as your facegay status, you prick.
Fagbook by Ooganden January 25, 2009

Facebookery 

Facebookery
In the use of Facebook or other such media is the manipulation the of algorithms by created application to acquire and use data of legitimate accounts and the creation of fake accounts. Disinformation campaigns are a facet.
Cambridge Analytica was a purveyor of facebookery.
Facebookery by Nymphoseud November 2, 2018