Facelining 

v)The act of leaving excess foundation on the side of your face, leaving a very visible difference in color between your head and the neck down, making your face to seem more tanner and leaving an outline around your face.

I did not inform my freind of her facelining acts because of my secret she had let leak out a month ago.

Facelining by Carmen Fernandez February 23, 2009

faceriding 

(V.) the act of the girl placing her vagina on your mouth & the action of sucking, licking & slurping is taken place.

Alicia said faceriding feels great. if done well, you can squirt

faceriding by Angie29371 March 2, 2014

Facelifting

The act of lifting someone's (usually more creative than you can come up with) Facebook status and posting it as your own.

Greg's Facebook status: Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...

Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D

Facelifting by alaskanjackal August 29, 2011

facetiming

Using the smart phone video function to communicate while seeing the person who is also using their FaceTime application to both see and talk to you.

I was facetiming with my mom yesterday when I saw my dad walking through the house naked.

facetiming by Nesh525 November 5, 2013

facemining 

The practice of full-on, extreme searching for friends to add on Facebook, or other online social networks. It is especially appropriate when the search becomes obsessive in nature or solely for the purpose of boosting one's friend count.

e.g., a status update reading, "Jimbo is up too late facemining for old classmates."

facemining by MooseEyes March 16, 2009

facepiling 

the application of way too much make up

she's been facepiling, makes her look so plastic!

facepiling by CCF & B December 18, 2012

facewhining 

Sharing a meme or list on Facebook relating the horrible suffering your particular malady (real or imagined) causes you on a daily basis, letting the world know what a brave, unrecognised trooper you are.

'12 things everyone should know about fibromyalgia sufferers:

1: bloated beef curtains
2: ...'

'Ah, suck it up and stop your Facewhining!! Everyone has problems.'

facewhining by hooligan0068 December 19, 2013